Dear Moronic, Jobless, Tattler,
This post is to reconfirm the fact that it is MY personal blog… About my PERSONAL stuff. That may include bitching about people I know or wouldn’t like to know, raving about how awesome I am and about my zillion experiences in this mad mad mad world.
Please try and get it into your pea sized non-existent brain that I do not give a flying rat’s ass about you since you are NOT my family or someone I would refer to as a Friend. You are probably just a figment of my hyperactive imagination or someone I met in passing(but have no recollection whatsoever). Either ways, I do not care about you enough to spend my precious time blogging about your ridiculous and wasteful existence on this planet.
I love myself and am a narcissistic of the highest order… so trust me… when I say these posts are all about me, either about my awesomeness or about the weirdness that I tend to sometimes… they truly are!!! Stop humoring yourself and believing even for a fraction of a nano second that I would even dream of spending time and energy writing about you. You are NOTHING to me.
Of course I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry that you have no life of your own. I feel sorry that you have to sit through your day reading my blog (out of every other blog) . I am sorry that you have so much time on your hand and no work that you have to kill time by making up fantasies from my blog. I am sorry that in your sad and depressing life… my blog is the only thing that sparks your imagination and makes you feel like a homo sapien.
Overall… I do feel sorry for you… but you still mean NOTHING to me.. . so stop lying to yourself that I would write anything about you. You are a nobody!!! Deal with it. And the next time you want to crib about my blog… grow a pair and write to me directly… you spineless, moronic, non-existent slimy ball of puke!!!