Imagine, if you may, an illegitimate offspring of a skunk and a Chihuahua. Aha… that’s right. Someone who would spread a foul smell all around, bark like crazy in that irritating voice, have absolutely no balls to face anyone and is an expert in just being oh-so-obnoxious!!!
Too much venom? Well I can’t help being this petty at times. I try to rise above and pretend that it’s all right and bright in my world… but anti social elements that are insecure about themselves find some way to bug me. Why do I let them bug me? Awwww come on I can’t be that mean! These poor souls spend their entire lifetime in plotting and scheming against me. I mean I am so freaking important to their existence that all they can think about is… how to ruin my day. Now in response all this diligent planning and plotting, if I don’t let them get to me… then they will be oh-so-sad! Their entire life will fall apart and they might even contemplate suicide.
So if my irritation and 2-minute-foul-mood makes someone’s existence worthwhile on this earth, I will make that sacrifice and be sad! After all, everyone… even an illegitimate child of a skunk and a Chihuahua deserves to be alive and participate actively in its sorry excuse of a life!